Guys, if you are not married but would like to be, take this bit of sage advice for someone who has arguably married far beyond his species.
Do not marry some bubble gum chewing airhead who thinks shopping should be in the Olympics and thinks Strongs Concordance is a weight lifting magazine.
Find yourself a beautiful woman who can dig into the Word and address a crowd like they're waiting for their last meal.
Find a beautiful woman who is fearless in the face of adversaries.
If she can cook, good for you. Double bonus points. If she can't cook, hire it done but do not settle for someone mired in fear or without two clues to rub together.
If you have to spend hours assuring her it's all going to be okay or explaining the news to her, throw her back and head back to the fishing hole, brother, because life's too short to drag a caboose that belongs on the Goofy Train.
I scored big and it was never more obvious than tonight. Kelsey taught and tore. it. up.
Double kosher props to His Timness for the impromptu acoustic version of Baptize my Heart as well.