Good morning! It's so wonderful to see so many of our friends gathered with us here this morning...people committed to making a mess like ourselves.
You all know that the road to the White House is a long and bumpy one. There are treacherous curves, high peaks, low valleys, and some really creepy rest stops. No one should travel these roads alone.
You also know that behind every great candidate, there is another individual. This individual works primarily in the background, negotiating with third world potentates, keeping the presidential Caddy waxed, and making crank calls to the Prime Minister of Canada. This individual is the Vice President, and is only one pretzel-choking incident away from the highest office in the land.
Many good names came to mind in discussing a running mate. Good arguments were made for a number of qualified individuals. When the discussion closed, however, one name stood head and shoulders above the rest.
I am proud to name Brent Steeno as my Vice Presidential candidate. Together, we can make a bigger mess than ever.
Press Release 1.25.07
Kansas City, MO Presidential Candidate Randy Bohlender made the following statement on the steps of the Royal Order of the Gun Club international headquarters this morning.