1.21.2004

If ever they find me dead...

and laying in the driveway next to the SS Family Truckster, be assured that the blame can be placed squarely upon the Sears X-Cargo Cartop Luggage Rack, which only moments ago made another of it's repeated attempts on my life.

To be fair, we have had an animosity-punctuated relationship. It appears to be particularly bitter that I recently learned how much easier it is to install on the top of the truck when I take the carrier's top half off...yes, I'm an idiot, I know. Now, rather than beat me to death as I lift it skywards, it's only option is to try and throw me from the roof while I attach the bungees. It hates the bungees.

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