11.06.2008

We need a Pastor Pageant

Live, from the Orpheum Theatre:

Rick Warren v. Billy Graham

If you follow the links, you'll see The Nation has crowned Warren, but CNN tells us Graham is still the reigning pastor. Controversy! Religion! This story has it all.

I suggest a Pastor Pageant with some Sarah Palinesque 'fancy pageant walkin'. Maybe a Funeral-off, baby dedicating for speed, etc. Any ideas?

5 comments:

steven hamilton said...

hey randy -

great article on the role of prayer toward justice...

peace

standonthewall said...

I'm voting for Billy!

Iam4Jesus said...

That's just too funny...

How about a spelling bee....
Talent contest....
The swimsuit contest?

Esther Irwin said...

I think we should take a poll!

Ann Kimmel said...

If Swedish Lutherans are allowed to compete, I would vote for a "keep the peace by telling all the one hundred year old women that their Swedish meatballs are by far the best" competition. Also, maybe a "how fast can you put out the fire the acolyte started?" race?
Swedish Lutherans are people too...