10.07.2008

Why the Debate Stunk

The debates have become a little like the Friday Night Fights. We look forward to them and ruefully admit that the build up is far superior to the actual event. Even so, tonight's Presidential Debate stunk worse than our lowest expectations. Here's why:

Questions by Undecided Votors

We are thirty days out from the elections in a campaign that has stretched on interminably long. I can't for the life of me remember when it started, but I am not sure I was even old enough to shave at the time.

These guys have argued the same points over and over and over again, first to gain the nomination, and now with one another. If you are still truly an decided voter after all these months of campaigning, then I question your good sense. I would go so far as to say that I don't think you should be allowed to ask questions - you obviously haven't been listening to the answers for the last year and a half. If you are unprepared to cast your vote now, I think you should give your vote up or have it granted to an illegal alien who has a vested interest in how this all shakes down.

The sort of people who are still undecided at t-minus 30 days are the kinds of people who ask "What don't you know.....". Oh. Wait. Exactly.

Barack Obama Channels My Fourth Grade Teacher

True confession: I did not like my 4th grade teacher. It may have been her fault, it may have been mine, but what little chemistry we had generated some noxious fumes. The sound of her voice was like fingernails on a chalkboard, but not as pleasant. I just grew tired of the "Yah, yah, yah...yayah ya yah yah" and tuned her out.

I did the same thing with BHO. (Lest you think I'm busting on the middle name, do you think he prefers being called 'BO'? I think not....). He has an irritating habit of talking to you like you're a fourth grader. A tardy fourth grader. A tardy fourth grader who will never amount to anything if you don't get on the ball and glue your freaking popsicle sticks to the map of china to mark the Great Wall.

He also does a VERY dumb thing in piling on statistics to the point of causing the listener to lose the plot. "Tom, in the last 48 months, 18 percent of Americans in the 35-50 age demographic lost a mean of $12,000 in home equity, causing 1 in 3 to cancel their health coverage until the next tax season - and we all know what that means."

No we do not, BHO, and IMHO, you don't know what you're talking about, so you just add up all your little numbers and let the buffalo chips fly.

John McCain's (lack of) Style

John McCain, I knew Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan was a friend of mine. You're no Ronald Reagan. I agree with you on a lot of positions - and on the one or two deal breakers that would cause me to hold my nose and vote for you, on those we're pretty much in sync....but for the love of country, man, please quit trying to be charming. It's creepy.

Conventional wisdom says a president needs a winning, gregarious personality. I disagree. I do not need a gregarious president. Sometimes, it's really not a good thing. Bill Clinton was probably the most gregarious of recent presidents, and his gregariousness overran his common sense on more than one occasion. I don't need the Prom King. I just need a guy who will do what he says and says what he does.

There is nothing more painful to watch than someone who is boring trying to be funny. John, it's ok to be boring if boring is who you are. What it is NOT ok to do is to try and be funny when funny is what you are not. When you are trying so hard to be funny, it comes off as both smarmy and condescending, my friend.

There you have it. The debate stunk.

Were it not for the twitterpatter of text messages throughout the event, it would have been a total waste. So. that was fun. When's the next one?

9 comments:

Pastor Jeff Arp said...

ROTFL!!! I missed the debate, I was teaching a homiletics class - trying to encourage my students not to be a John McCain or BHO...if I succeeded, maybe I will one day have a former student perform well at a presidential debate. I enjoyed your observations!

drwasho said...

The debate would've been more entertaining with dancing hamsters...

I only got a sinking feeling after the debate, like 'Jack I'm flying' sinking feeling.

Anonymous said...

Being President is more about the people you pick to advise you than being personally knowledgeable on every issue. Very similar to being a good CEO. Given Obama's associations he scares me. Will he become a puppet to the extreme left like G.W. Bush was to the NeoCon's? McCain at this point may be the lower risk and yet he could very well build a cabinet of his DC cronies and status quo will be the order of day. I wonder if the current financial meltdown happened at the beginning of the primaries would we be looking at a Romney presidency. He was the only one in the race with actual business experience.

Stacey Rogers said...

thanks, Randy! i needed a good laugh in the midst of this madness! amen, bro. i taped the debate b/c, when i watched the VP debate, i tried to help 'em do it better in my sleep all nite! lol. God bless ya, bro! :)

Joel Stephan said...

All of the audience questions, save the one from the old lady from the WW2 era who just wanted to know what sacrifices we could make to help, stunk as well.

The other questions held the stench of selfishness, with the questioners really asking, "What are you going to do to make my life pampered and easy?"

Whatever happened to "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."

Iam4Jesus said...

Excellent review of the debate.

I can relate however more so with my 3rd grade teacher. None the less, the collection of (in the voice of a Charlie Brown adult) wah wah waah wah waaah drivel from BHO, while the usual failed attempts at dreary mirth from McCain both always leave me thirsty for something with content.

About BHO’s statistics. Everyone has them, some are more accurate than others – but no matter what your opinion, view, or argument you will always be able to find statistics that support your claims.

Interesting that you bring up the “undecided” voters. So true, if you’re not decided by now – what catastrophic event and colloquial response would you need to derive your vote. I’ve decided, and I know I can’t vote for either one of those two harlequins….but, I can pray for either one (if not both) of them.

As I have said myself, on a recent post, I believe the reason our country is in the sad state that it is today, is because we (the Church) have not been living up to our part of God's Kingdom that is present here among us today. We don't pray for our leaders! We rejoice when a "Christian" is in a position of power and forget to support that position in prayer. When a leader rises into position that is against the things of the Kingdom of Christ, we protest and picket - but forget to pray for God to give them the wisdom they need to govern the people.

Voting is not our Christian duty. Praying is our Christian duty.

Whoever would win this coming election makes relatively no difference if those who seek first the Kingdom of God neglect our responsibility to PRAY for those in authority over us, regardless of their political, cultural, ethical, moral, & economic views.

I will say it again; Voting is not our Christian duty. Praying is our Christian duty.

Jess said...

Maybe Palin can pinch-hit for Thursday night... say, McCain's got a sore throat or something....

hickey074 said...

"I am not sure I was even old enough to shave at the time"

I dont think BHO was old enough to shave until the new hampshire primary, but i know that mccain has been shaving since about the civil war.

Ransomed~Redeemed said...

This was hysterical! Thanks. Alida w4