Five Signs Your Wife Has Been Gone Too Long

1. The kids think pudding is a food group.

2. It's your day to teach and you seriously consider wearing a t-shirt that advertises an operating system.

3. The Domino's guy says "see you tomorrow....".

4. Neighbors you've never met drop by to offer to help.

5. You go to IHOP and someone offers you a visitors packet.


Tracie said...

6. You forget to shave.

Randy Bohlender said...

What gave you the idea I forgot?