You can now view a trailer for "What would Jesus Buy?", destributed by AOL, very likely at Walmart.
While at Walmart, you can buy Jesus Himself as a 12 inch talking action figured (I'd hesitate to call Him a doll).
So the question is not merely "What would Jesus buy?" but "Who will buy Jesus?" and will anyone have the nerve to discount Him after Christmas.
Strange Twist: two years ago, I enjoyed a cup of coffee with Reverend Billy, his lovely wife, and our mutual friend, Andie. It was not at Walmart though.