2.02.2007

In the Dumb as a Fence Post Department.

I promise you, even in North Dakota, we never got this bored.
Five Deer Park teens have been arrested since October for "fence plowing," the latest rage among certain Long Island youths, according to Suffolk County police. The concept is simple: Pick out a fence, run toward it at high speed, and launch yourself like a missile to plow through the wood.

5 comments:

Jackson said...

I think Nick and I tried that. I don't remember...

Tracie Loux said...

You could try some old fashion "cow tipping".
That's a fun time, though I was much too dignified a Pennsylvania girl to try that!

Kelsey said...

We basically stuck with Old Fashion TPing the pastor's house. Good times and nobody gets hurt. (Except that once we got pulled over by a plain clothes cop at the Springdale UDF with 5 people in my 1981 Celica and 38 rolls of Charmin. When he asked what it was for, Julie Rieg told him we were all sick. Good one, Julie.)

Randy Bohlender said...

Trac, I hate to break it to you, but Cow Tipping is a major urban legend. I grew up in North Dakota. I know these things. Cows don't tip.

Here's my fav though - a twenty pould bag of dry cat food spread evenly over the victims' lawn. Wait two days. Every stray cat in a three mile radius sets up camp and there's not a stinking thing you can do about it.

Tracie Loux said...

you weren't supposed to expose the myth!!!!!
watch out bohlender, your lawn is next!