The following is a nearly word-for-word transcript of a conversation between a rapidly aging man and his uber-hip wife, as they dined on fine food at this exquisite establishment this afternoon.
HER: We need to buy you a beach hat. (They were about to leave for a most-expenses-paid, much needed family vacation.)
HIM: I know the hat I want. I have purchased the exact same hat twice before, in 2002 and 2004 before Burning Man. I always buy it at Walmart.
This causes uber-hip wife to begin laughing uproariously, which in turn encourages their three children to began to belly laugh as well.HIM: What?!?!
HER: I'm sorry, but it's just that when you said that, you sounded like a really old man!!!
editors note: it was later discovered that Walmart no longer carries 'the hat'. The old man is not quite sure what he will do.