Gun Club Minutes

The Royal Order of the Gun Club convened this morning after a prolonged absense by yours truly. The meeting was reconfigured to allow for a Thursday Gathering, as Friday mornings are now tied up by several members attending an ongoing class on Reloading Shotgun Shells at Cabelas.

Our Thursday meeting caused the barista to go into meltdown, blurting out "Is it Friday? Why are you guys here?"

Topics covered:

• Tire swings and the constitutional right to private property as relating to airspace.
• Floridian sharks vs. Alaskan sharks
• Can an otherwise very bright individual periodically slip up and have a frighteningly dangerous idea involving a deflated air mattress and the tailpipe of a running vehicle. An animated discusssion ensued.

Meeting adjourned. Peace out, peeps.