For a short while, it appeared that the Gun Club had secured an angel investor. A man who had been staying in an RV in the parking lot approached us and offered to pay rent. Something about the way we eagerly agreed to accept the payment signified to him that we were, in fact, not the controlling legal authority.
Following this misunderstanding, the Gun Club got down to business and passed the following resolutions unanimously.
- Resolved: A Nebraska Falcon hunting expedition is to be organized for next Nebraska Falcon Hunting season, providing the Nebraskans can get their Expedition inspected. The leadership team was split on what to use for bait, but finally settled on the traditional option.
- Resolved: The Cypress Raccoon Extermination Officer is battling discouragement. Raccons are up, 3 to 1 going into overtime. More finances were allocated for ammo and eardrum protection
- Resolved: The Gun Club agreed to look into utilizing moose antlers as small, microwave receivers. This should provide Alaska with roving wifi hotspots during both daylight months (providing we can get the moose to cooperate). Wifi encription codes will be available at the Alaska DMV. No waiting, all lines are open.
- Resolved: All members need to be reminded that sinking one's child ankle deep into soft tar is no longer an approved child restraint method. This is now only to be referred to as "the great misunderstanding".