i love it

Not unlike those who pledge to plant a church...one day....

Beaver Overthinking Dam | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:
"This marks the third consecutive spring in which Messner has sought to build the perfect dam. Many in the area believe that Messner will fail and resort to burrowing a hole in the muddy ground where he will spend the rest of the season, as he has done the past three years."