The Royal Order of the Gun Club Convenes...

The tribe will gather in a few minutes, shake the snow from their mukluks and warm themselves around the synthetic fire. It's particularly odd that the fire is roaring this morning, as it never has been on before and this is one of the warmest days of the year.

I need to talk to the lodge manager about his wasting valuable dues on such frivolous things. We told him that thought 2-ply toilet paper was extravagant.

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