Gun Club Minutes

We had the whole troop at the Club House this morning, with both Corn Husk and the UP Kid back from their forays. Topics included, but were not limited to...

• A 30 lb lump of gold.
• Zero Gravity in Jetliners.
• The pros and cons of various Home Depots.
• How long it would take to get thrown out of the prayer room if you wandered in with a stack of Danielle Steele paperbacks and cried your eyes out, reading them one after the other, surrounded by a pile of kleenex

Meeting adjourned with me bumming a ride to the wrong place and back. Must have been the fumes from the fireplace. See prior post. Over and out.