The Men's Breakfast and Gun Club met this morning over our traditional pancakes and coffee. Per club rules, I cannot disclose the names of members present, absent or on medical leave.
I can, however, give you a fascinating glimpse into topics discussed, out of order, of course, lest you spot a pattern.
Heaven's Gate Cult leader Marshall Applewhite
Brit revivalist Smith Wigglesworth
Differences between being The World's Best Rock Band and the World's Oldest Rock Band.
A gun club member starting orphanages in Africa.
A place on earth no self respecting follower of Jesus would ever go.
The culture of Best Buy.
Hamsters: How to best serve them.
The meeting was adjourned at 8:05 AM. There will be no meeting next Friday.