1.13.2006

Gun Club Minutes

The Men's Breakfast and Gun Club met this morning over our traditional pancakes and coffee. Per club rules, I cannot disclose the names of members present, absent or on medical leave.

I can, however, give you a fascinating glimpse into topics discussed, out of order, of course, lest you spot a pattern.

Heaven's Gate Cult leader Marshall Applewhite

Brit revivalist Smith Wigglesworth

Differences between being The World's Best Rock Band and the World's Oldest Rock Band.

A gun club member starting orphanages in Africa.

A place on earth no self respecting follower of Jesus would ever go.

The culture of Best Buy.

Hamsters: How to best serve them.

The meeting was adjourned at 8:05 AM. There will be no meeting next Friday.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no! No Gun club next week? What ever will I do? The emptiness I will have to deal with all week will be too much to bear!

Mikie3toes said...

There was only one item I can comment about. First yoPrepare a good array of spices before marinating the Hamster for 3 hours allowing the marination...

buzz said...

"If you are looking for hamster gifts then visit the Pet Web Site Store where you will find a range of gifts featuring...Hamster T-shirts, boxer shorts and thongs."

I must admit I couldn't marinate a hamster if he/she was wearing a T-shirt, boxers, or thong.