CNN.com - Penguin: Police 'fear worst' - Dec 22, 2005: "Media reports said congregations at two churches in America were even praying for Toga, who is said to be very vocal, with a voice like a donkey braying."
Someone swipes a penguin* that sounds like a donkey and the church breaks out in travailing intercession.
4500 babies aborted today and no one lifts their voice in protest.
*this is where political correctness suggests that I should be issuing a caveat about the fact that I, too, am gravely concerned about the condition of said penguin and am only using this as an opportunity to further my agenda.
Don't hold your breath.