Wife: What do you want for Christmas?
Husband: I don't know.
Wife: Well, you'd better figure it out.
Time lapse. Wife comments on some guy's cool boots. Husband likes them. Goes to eBay.
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Surfing for boots....
Wife: Find any?
Husband: Showing her motorcycle boots completely unlike those that started the whole discussion. I like these.
Wife: I like them too.
Husband: You do?!?!?!
Wife: Sure. They're cute.
Husband: They are not cute. They're cool.
Wife: Whatever.
Kids crack up laughing. Don't worry kids. We're just here for your amusement.
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