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true story. it happened just like this.

Wife: What do you want for Christmas?

Husband: I don't know.

Wife: Well, you'd better figure it out.

Time lapse. Wife comments on some guy's cool boots. Husband likes them. Goes to eBay.

Wife: What are you doing?

Husband: Surfing for boots....

Wife: Find any?

Husband: Showing her motorcycle boots completely unlike those that started the whole discussion. I like these.

Wife: I like them too.

Husband: You do?!?!?!

Wife: Sure. They're cute.

Husband: They are not cute. They're cool.

Wife: Whatever.

Kids crack up laughing. Don't worry kids. We're just here for your amusement.

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