If there's a brownout in your neighborhood...blame me.
With a sixty degree day, I decided to put some Christmas lights on the house. Understand that I am normally kind of grinchy about this sort of thing, but the weather bouyed my spirits enough to get on the roof. I ended up attempting a full Griswold treatment (much to the bemusement of my wife).
Just wait 'till it gets dark, kids. Ain't no one in the neighborhood gonna sleep without wearing eye patches.