It is 5:41 AM. The house is full of girlie interns dressed in pink. They are giggling, talking and plotting their strategy, as they are on their way out the door to the Running of the Brides - Filene's Basement's Bridal Gown Sale
in Washington to buy Taryn Allin a wedding dress. (The date is Sept 10 and the poor girl has none....).
If you've never heard of this event, it's sort of like a big sale and wrasslin' match at the same time.
Her beloved and some of his slopies (don't ask) have been camped out in front of the store saving a place in line since 11 pm. They are not in the front. People have been there longer. The last cell phone update said the line stretched around the block.
Oh heavenly Father, have mercy....