Random My Hind End

I have been randomly searched twice today, in the Reno airport this morning, and again in the KC airport a few moments ago...both times by surley security workers, who, in the best interests of protecting our homeland, appeared to have their grumpy pants on.

I am sure that it does not help to travel alone, buy a one way ticket on a cut rate airline at the last minute, then rush on carrying enough electronic gadgets to overthrow a Radio Shack, sporting a been-in-the-desert growth of beard and deep tan, holding a boarding pass that says "Randy" and wearing yellow and red soccer shirt declaring my name to be "Carl". But still....

Next stop, Smashville, Tennessee. I hope the car rental place is Burning Man friendly.

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