Okay, here's what I need: A big honkin' truck. Big is good. Bigger is better. A 20 foot enclosed van would be a good start. A semi would be overkill, but I'd find a way to use it. I need to get a pile of stuff from KC, MO to Black Rock City, NV and back in late August.
If you've got a way, fire me an email or leave a comment.