This one's a doozy.

This story is at least four distinct kinds of goofy. Things that struck me while reading it:

• He'd already lost driving privileges. For life. That cannot be easy.
• He did $160,000 worth of damage on a twin engine plane? What kind of plane was this?! And only $2k bond? I think the zeros are on the wrong numbers.
• He taxied a half mile to impress his girlfriend - had he not crashed, exactly where would the charade have ended? 10,000 feet?
• And after chopping the snot out of a soybean field, they only catch him because he brags about it when he sobers up!

I do not understand.