At 5:50 AM, this is the top headline on the Kansas City Star's web site: KC Information Now Available on City Website.
Let's just ponder that for a minute. The biggest news in Kansas City this morning is that you, the resident, can log on to your computer (on the INTERNET!), direct your browser to the Kansas City municipal page, and....get information!!!! For yourself!!!! 24/7!!!!
Next thing you know they'll publish a phone number that can tell you the time and temp.
There's a reason God put a 24/7 prayer room here. Much fewer destractions. In moments like these, even Cincinnati seems exciting in comparison...