Oh man. I'm sitting in the prayer room, where today's 6am meeting is dedicated to praying for the marketplace. Each week, we focus on one Christian businessperson, praying for God's hand on their lives.
Today, the gentleman they are praying for is from Israel, where he owns (I am not making this up) a "Texas Minigolf and Deli". When they announce this, we all chuckle at the thought of it. I leaned over to Dan Dodd, Assistant Events Commando, and ask "I wonder if it's kosher?"
"Of course...it's in Israel." He replies.
I say, "Not the Deli - the golf course."
Without missing a beat, Dan says "It depends on how you slice it."
This is, in all likelihood, the worst joke I have heard in some time. My respect for Dan has now skyrocketed.