5.08.2006

Prototype Mars Space Suit Unveiled in N.D. - Yahoo! News

This came in from Todd L., and will serve to answer the question so many of you have about me - "What planet are you from?!?!"

Prototype Mars Space Suit Unveiled in N.D. - Yahoo! News: "The suit was formally unveiled Saturday in a craterlike area surrounded by buttes in the North Dakota Badlands, the highly eroded landscape that researchers say resembles Martian terrain."

It's rediculous. Mars is nothing like North Dakota. Some scientists believe that one day Mars will be populated.

12 comments:

chuck said...

Some scientists believe that North Dakota will be populated.

Kyra said...

You should have remembered that ALL of your readers from North Dakota have very REAL blackmail material, and we could have used it against you at any time. PAYING us off, to not spread your past infractions, has worked until now. You may have stepped across the line and paybacks may be coming soon...KY

Randy Bohlender said...

You people have nothing on me.

chuck said...

Did he have a mullet in HS?

Kyra said...

Hair? Randy can grow hair? No really, I think he may have had a perm, something like a clown..Just kidding. I honestly cannot break my code of silence on anything that took place in ND. It's 5th admendment thing. KY

Randy Bohlender said...

I'm telling you, she's got nothing. If she did, she'd sing like a bird.

chuck said...

The guy wearing the suit is named Fabio..You can't write this stuff.."I can't believe it's not Mars" ..Spaceman Fabio....This is funnier than picturing Randy with a perm....

Mikie3toes said...

She didn't say anything about you being a Martian. I'm confused.

kyra said...

Randy is wrong I do have blackmail stuff on him, but my loyalty to him and our friendship is deeper than his loyalty to his humble state. So I will not tell of his mischievious ways. Randy a Martian? could be, lets's see "RANDY PHONE HOME". Nope my phone didn't ring. Did any of yours? Ky

Randy Bohlender said...

She's got nothing. And if she did, she doesn't have an outlet.

I have won this bluff hands down.

Kelsey said...

North Dakota is more like the moon than Mars. The first time I went there, we had driven all night, I was asleep and Randy stopped so I could see the sunrise. I was totally freaked out. No cars, no trees, no houses. Flat. There weren't even any bugs that I could hear. It was eerie. For a city girl, it seemed like the moon.

Todd said...

Just got in late from Omaha, but had to comment real quick...I do have a photo (of Randy & Kelsey, 80's style) that I have considered putting on ebay. The right moment will arive (is it now?) or maybe I will become the next "redpaperclip.com" guy. If there is any doubt to the existence of this photo, just ask Jackson.
Warning to Steeno: stay out of this one!