A Venti Egg Beater?

CNN.com - Starbucks gets serious about breakfast - Mar 4, 2006: "It started selling toasted egg sandwiches alongside its scones, muffins and other breakfast breads in hometown stores three years ago, and the effort is expanding."

I do NOT want my local Starbucks to start smelling like Waffle House. Honestly, I hope this goes the way of their CD Burning Stations that never really caught on...