U2 loses all originality; dangerously close to becoming Rolling Stones

The Grammy's were held last night, and although I didn't see it, I understand everyone's favorite pop theologion did very well. I've heard their little record and I have to admit, it's quite a toe tapper.

All I want to know is this: What's with the hat, Bono? Especially the hat/glasses combo. As the Christian scriptures say, "What meanest this?" (pictured here: supergroup U2)

I mean, last time I saw a combo like that, the dust was flying and there were homemade flamethrowers being tested in the background.

Let it be known that I put the ensemble together first. This photo was taken late August 2004.

Although I appear to be assembled along with my surgical team, they are actually hydrodistrubtion artists.

(pictured here: supergroup myself, Barry & Lana)