2.03.2006

Gun Club (pre)Report

I am sitting in the official Men's Breakfast & Gun Club clubhouse, awaiting the arrival of the other members. Two barristas mill around wondering where the other customers are while Hootie and the Blowfish gives way to Peter Gabriel on the overhead speakers. A bastion of hipness it's not.

Today's meeting will be small. Probably only executive members. Member Cornhusk has made a trip home due to a family illness. The member I referred to earlier as being in jepordy of losing his membership status emailed yesterday from Kentucky (of all places), seemingly aghast to realize the meetings were weekly.

More to come....

5 comments:

Kelsey said...

Will there be a season of open membership? Is this open to females as well? I think Jennifer Roberts and I may be interested. It seems you may need a bit of estrogen in the group.

Randy Bohlender said...

I shall leave that decision to the Bretheren.

Just out of curiosity, what sort of baked goods might you women be able to provide should we decide to form a Ladies Auxilary?

Alaska1 said...

haha.. oh man.. with all my furnace troubles (having to be replaced) I needed a good chuckle, and just the thought of the comments Mr. B is likely to recieve from inquiring about baked goods gave me a great laugh.

Talk about half baked :) Only kidding because I feel half baked after breathing the nasty fuel oil fumes.

chuck said...

Can I join? I must admit, the possibility of baked goods, GUNS and coffee is appealing. Did I mention coffee? Do you get to shoot things? My aim is pretty good, unless I am gopped up on coffee. I think I can still get a FOID. I like those fluffy cinnamon rolls and kona coffee. I also like Glocks.

Jackson said...

Dad, Zion's saying he wants to join the gun club and bring his rubber band gun. I said I'd check with you.