Somewhere, Gary Larson is tempted to come out of retirement....

BREITBART.COM - Pack of Angry Chihuahuas Attack Officer: "FREMONT, California - A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home following a traffic stop, authorities said. The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective Bill Veteran."