"About 44 acres of coastline collapsed into the ocean this week, setting loose a glowing stream of lava that shot out from the newly exposed cliffside 45 feet above the water. The plume, 6 feet in diameter, sent up a tower of steam as it hit the water and began forming a ramp of new land."
The obvious question being this - if you owned some of the 44 acres that fell into the ocean, are you first in line for some of the 'ramp of new land' formed by the lava plume? I'm going to look for my homeowner's warranty.
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