11.23.2005

Pastor Punched During Ministry Time

The pastor is now sporting a black eye and stitches two days after the altercation at the altar that was caught on tape.

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Anyone who thinks this is the first time a pastor's ever gotten a black eye in church has obviously never heard of the Annual Business Meeting.

I say we sell new fabric bracelets marked WWFJD.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

See why I don't Pastor anymore. To bad nobody attempted to cast out Mr. Roger's demon/s. He's forgiven, but he could have had lasting salvation and peace.