Federal Judge Rules Reciting Pledge in Schools Unconstitutional: "U.S. District Judge Lawrence Karlton (search) ruled that the pledge's reference to one nation 'under God' violates school children's right to be 'free from a coercive requirement to affirm God.'"
Would someone tell the kind judge that God is not holding His breath looking for affirmation? To my California homeys - stay away from the beach. And the cracks in the ground. And power lines. You might just want to escape to Vegas for a while.