Ok, hang with me for a minute...
I'm working on a screenplay for a made for TV movie. In it, a massive hurricane named for the word 'pure' makes it's assault on a debaucherous city and the only place people can find shelter is in the home of The Saints.
A 28 foot storm surge invades a city that is essentially 10 feet under sea level...a city so low they bury their dead above ground.
Of course, who would believe it.
Here's the deal, folks. When it all hits the fan, get yourself to the home of the saints. It's the safest place during the tempest.