Because the truth is too weird, I will fabricate a story of approximatly equal weirdness. None of this is true. It just gives you the scope of strange.

fiction on
Kelsey was abducted by aliens last night. Jackson just got a job as a senate staffer. I am considering a hair transplant. We just bought an ostrich farm.
fiction off

Trust me. The those few sentences pale in comparison with reality. Pass the Valium.

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