I stepped off the plane in DC to find that the guy at the bottom of the stairs on the runway was wearing a namebadge that declared his last name to be Hussein. No kidding.
There are approximately 450,241 police officers in DC. Their job is to sit in their cars at various intersections and tell us "You cannot walk down there." There are 4.2 pigeons for every police officer. The pigeons are unemployed, but appear not to be worried about it. I think most are Democrats.