1.14.2003

An open letter...

To the young men in the Jeep Cherokee who were playing in the snow of the Vineyard parking lot this morning.

It was fun to see you express your joy with such reckless abandon and lack of regard for your own personal safety. I was particularly impressed when you launched the Jeep up the embankment from one portion of the parking lot to another. That must have been a six foot climb. Good use of four wheel drive, boys. I sincerely hope that the fact that you crawled out of the Jeep three times after that and stared at the underside of it is no indication that you tore something up, because if you did, man, your dad is going to be all over you like ugly on an ape.

and you thought no one was watching....

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