11.01.2002

Our fair city continues to single itself out with peculiar behavior. No wonder they didn't have a hard time casting WKRP with a bunch of characters. Seems like a puppy got loose at the airport last night and headed for the runway...security shot it before it caused any major harm . In Miami, a boatload of Hatians can wade ashore like Gilligan and the Skipper and nothing happens...in Cincy, we shoot jaywalking puppies. Homeland security at it's finest. Note the line in the story that says "Planes cannot take off when objects are on the runway because the engines tend to suck up everything around the plane." How's that for a mental picture-maker. Also, the head of security noted that the puppy was traveling alone...it was not with a family.

Reminds me of the old joke..."I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."

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