stuff i think

Good morning....for the first day in eons, the boys are home from school. I left the house a little later than our customary 7 AM, and am going home to spend the afternoon with them and sneak away for the dreaded Parent Teacher Conferences. I never got into much trouble at school, but always wondered if my teachers were going to drop a bombshell on my parents. "Mr and Mrs Bohlender, we regret to inform you that your son is a certified moron."